Wishing birthday blessings
to the following people who were
born in March . . .
| 15th | Jessica Lewis | |
| 22nd | Sarah DeGroat | |
| 24th | Shelly Lewis |
And Happy Anniversary to those
who married in March . . .
| 9th | Kerry & Jill Peterson |
Bible resources at www.biblegateway.com
Adapted from an anonymous email.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a Little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
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